The United States of Hamza2024 is a very large, pleasant nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 113 million Hamza2024ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.7%.

The strong Hamza2024ian economy, worth 6.34 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 56,083 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

Women who can do math in their head are burned for witchcraft, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, married couples must call each other "darling" or risk a fine, and military spending recently hit a new high. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Hamza2024's national animal is the lions bigfoot tigers , which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Hamza2024 is ranked 77,604^th in the world and 8^th in The Land of Darkness and communism for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 3,749.51 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.