Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 780thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,975thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,198th
The Grand Duchy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Everything Must Be This Way
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Hamittia

Population17.517 billion

CapitalBiscanne
LeaderHRH Viscount II
FaithCatholicism

Currencytroutpound
AnimalTrout

The Grand Duchy of Hamittia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by HRH Viscount II with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 17.517 billion Hamittians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Biscanne. The average income tax rate is 76.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Hamittian economy, worth a remarkable 3,023 trillion troutpounds a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 172,594 troutpounds, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government is avowedly secular, money always talks but the taboo subject of death just brings silence, candidates celebrate "free speech" by spraying champagne all over anyone who shows up to a rally, and when shaking hands with foreign leaders HRH Viscount II wears an armoured gauntlet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hamittia's national animal is the Trout, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Hamittia is ranked 38,815th in the world and 1st in The Kinshasa Tigers for Most Average, scoring 45.91 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

Top
1%
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 780thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,975thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,198thTop
5%
Largest Black Market: 2,651stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,924thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,255thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,053rdHighest Economic Output: 5,362ndHealthiest Citizens: 7,684thBest Weather: 7,879thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,290thMost Efficient Economies: 8,356thLowest Crime Rates: 8,408thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,380thHighest Average Incomes: 10,374thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,267thMost Patriotic: 11,634thTop
10%
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 12,730thLargest Governments: 13,239thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,423rdLargest Populations: 14,043rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,178thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,392ndMost Developed: 15,609thMost Secular: 16,825thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,591stHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,700thMost Beautiful Environments: 20,019thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,619thHighest Poor Incomes: 22,711th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Hamittia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Hamittia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombies and Most Dead.
  • : Hamittia's influence in The Kinshasa Tigers rose from "Hegemony" to "Hermit".
  • : Hamittia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Hamittia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Hamittia, when shaking hands with foreign leaders HRH Viscount II wears an armoured gauntlet.
  • : Hamittia's influence in The Kinshasa Tigers fell from "Hermit" to "Hegemony".
  • : Hamittia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Hamittia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Hamittia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.

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