The Zombie Holy of Halston Sage is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Halston Sage with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 6.55 billion Sages hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dazzkhitan. The average income tax rate is 82.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sage economy, worth 720 trillion Golds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 110,037 Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nude art is becoming wildly popular, Halston Sage's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, the Halston Sage Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, and passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life. Crime is totally unknown. Halston Sage's national animal is the bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Goddesses.

Halston Sage is ranked 18,215^th in the world and 1^st in Goddessica for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 5,856.66 on the Gilded Widget Scale.