The Classy Realm of Half-Milers is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Warren Douglas with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 26.831 billion Half-Milersians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandria. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Half-Milersian economy, worth an astonishing 11,553 trillion Eleanors a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 430,597 Eleanors, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Pocket calculators are seen as status symbols for the ostentatiously wealthy, all the playground's a stage for Half-Milersian schoolchildren, dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines', and social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks. Crime is totally unknown. Half-Milers's national animal is the Big Red, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Half-Milers is ranked 60,856^th in the world and 39^th in Wysteria for Most Pro-Market, scoring 55.22 on the Rand Index.