Rudest Citizens: 24thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 31stLargest Retail Industry: 34th
The Confederacy of
Anarchy
Yeah, Nah
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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Halbhalbha

Population7.121 billion

CapitalHalbhalbha City
LeaderAnne R Kist

Currencyhalb
Animalrobot

The Confederacy of Halbhalbha is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Anne R Kist with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, free-roaming dinosaurs, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 7.121 billion Halbians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Halbhalbha City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Halbhalbhan economy, worth a remarkable 2,222 trillion halbs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 312,080 halbs, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,714,137 per year while the poor average 28,879, a ratio of 59.4 to 1.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, angry citizens complain that there isn't enough geographical diversity on the new banknotes, the meaning of life was recently discovered in the patch notes for Version 1.42, and organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Halbhalbha's national animal is the robot, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Halbhalbha is ranked 84th in the world and 3rd in the Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 98.78 Obesity Rate.

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Rudest Citizens: 24thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 31stLargest Retail Industry: 34thHighest Crime Rates: 43rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 44thMost Armed: 58thFattest Citizens: 84thLargest Gambling Industry: 96thMost Avoided: 142ndMost Rebellious Youth: 180thMost Ignorant Citizens: 205thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 269thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 298thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 334thHighest Disposable Incomes: 577thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 701stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 705thLargest Mining Sector: 904thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,479thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,548thHighest Average Incomes: 1,719thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,755thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3,219thMost Devout: 4,384thNudest: 6,044thHighest Economic Output: 6,494thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,736thMost Efficient Economies: 7,874thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 13,663rdMost Stationary: 14,172ndMost Pro-Market: 15,226thMost Politically Free: 15,621stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15,766thLargest Black Market: 16,030thMost Influential: 16,999th
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Largest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 11th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 23rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 31st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 49th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 49th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 59th in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 78th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 91st in the regionMost Devout: 99th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 128th in the regionNudest: 130th in the regionMost Politically Free: 179th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 203rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 206th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 206th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 211th in the regionMost Stationary: 212th in the regionMost Influential: 283rd in the regionLargest Populations: 321st in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 344th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 576th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 635th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Halbhalbha, organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous.
  • : Following new legislation in Halbhalbha, the meaning of life was recently discovered in the patch notes for Version 1.42.
  • : Following new legislation in Halbhalbha, angry citizens complain that there isn't enough geographical diversity on the new banknotes.
  • : Following new legislation in Halbhalbha, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • : Following new legislation in Halbhalbha, Robot sanctuaries have been taken over by hydraulic fracturing sites.
  • : Following new legislation in Halbhalbha, charity workers dole out hardtack from behind designer sunglasses.
  • : Following new legislation in Halbhalbha, a new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water.
  • : Following new legislation in Halbhalbha, woodcutter axes are cited as the most common cause of death amongst robots.
  • : Following new legislation in Halbhalbha, vehicle strikes into low bridges are on the increase.
  • : Following new legislation in Halbhalbha, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless.

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