Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 719thBest Weather: 1,054thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,144th
The Most Serene Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Your life for gelatinous bliss
Countess Litchi von Chinensis
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population20.782 billion

LeaderCountess Litchi von Chinensis

CurrencyIndigo Silver
AnimalIridescent Short-Haired Lychee

The Most Serene Republic of Hajima is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Countess Litchi von Chinensis with an even hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, hatred of cheese, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 20.782 billion Hajimen have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Soapberry. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The strong Hajiman economy, worth a remarkable 2,553 trillion Indigo Silvers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an impressive 122,865 Indigo Silvers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, youth call each other types of vegetables in lieu of government-banned racial insults, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, and small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hajima's national animal is the Iridescent Short-Haired Lychee, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Hajima is ranked 1,798th in the world and 70th in Lazarus for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 2,562.68 Tourists Per Hour.

Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 719thBest Weather: 1,054thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,144thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,397thSafest: 1,487thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,798thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,947thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,955thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,764thLargest Governments: 2,773rdLowest Crime Rates: 2,936thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,971stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,520thMost Secular: 3,589thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,677thMost Influential: 3,809thHealthiest Citizens: 4,027thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,919thHighest Economic Output: 5,963rdLargest Populations: 6,592ndMost Rebellious Youth: 8,061stSmartest Citizens: 8,144thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,802ndHighest Poor Incomes: 11,813thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 13,074thMost Cultured: 13,766thMost Stationary: 16,307thMost Inclusive: 18,720thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,118thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,771stHighest Average Incomes: 22,495th
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 26th in the regionBest Weather: 37th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 45th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 63rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 70th in the regionSafest: 73rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 74th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 84th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 98th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 103rd in the regionLargest Governments: 139th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 161st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 176th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 181st in the regionLargest Populations: 182nd in the regionMost Secular: 183rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 195th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 220th in the regionMost Stationary: 239th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 281st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 293rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 399th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 451st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 610th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 671st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 730th in the regionMost Cultured: 774th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:


View Forum posts