Population | 4.308 billion |
Capital | Igogunhat |
Leader | Lucario Dragonborn |
Faith | Respectful Atheism |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Polar bear |
The Nord's Country of Haiton is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Lucario Dragonborn with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and daily referendums. The compassionate population of 4.308 billion Haitonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Igogunhat. The average income tax rate is 91.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Haitonian economy, worth 564 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 131,078 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Military officials are questioning the policy of ceding the nation's territory in exchange for promises not to invade it, light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, and heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-Dollar treacle machine. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Haiton's national animal is the Polar bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Respectful Atheism.
Haiton is ranked 272,277th in the world and 275th in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Most Stationary, with 10.10066714668 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Haiton, heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-Dollar treacle machine.
- : Following new legislation in Haiton, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region.
- : Following new legislation in Haiton, light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment.
- : Following new legislation in Haiton, military officials are questioning the policy of ceding the nation's territory in exchange for promises not to invade it.
- : Following new legislation in Haiton, children's bedrooms are often decorated with posters of successful accountants.
- : Following new legislation in Haiton, Lucario Dragonborn reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes.
- : Following new legislation in Haiton, the suicide rate mysteriously skyrockets during census years.
- : Following new legislation in Haiton, jails have become colloquially known as 'vampire houses'.
- : Following new legislation in Haiton, the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture.
- : Following new legislation in Haiton, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 1 » Witchcraft and Sorcery.