Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,264thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,471stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,187th
The Nord's Country of
Democratic Socialists
Stay away and we will do the same.
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Haiton

Population4.308 billion

CapitalIgogunhat
LeaderLucario Dragonborn
FaithRespectful Atheism

CurrencyDollar
AnimalPolar bear

The Nord's Country of Haiton is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Lucario Dragonborn with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and daily referendums. The compassionate population of 4.308 billion Haitonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Igogunhat. The average income tax rate is 91.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Haitonian economy, worth 564 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 131,078 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military officials are questioning the policy of ceding the nation's territory in exchange for promises not to invade it, light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, and heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-Dollar treacle machine. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Haiton's national animal is the Polar bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Respectful Atheism.

Haiton is ranked 272,277th in the world and 275th in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Most Stationary, with 10.10066714668 days.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,264thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,471stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,187thSafest: 5,244thMost Inclusive: 6,227thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,338thLowest Crime Rates: 6,754thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,896thNicest Citizens: 6,983rdHealthiest Citizens: 7,084thMost Influential: 7,538thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,658thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,951stBest Weather: 8,643rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,936thHighest Food Quality: 8,968thMost Developed: 9,905thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,876thMost Pacifist: 10,888thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,420thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,566thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,056thLargest Governments: 12,337thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,676thSmartest Citizens: 13,410thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,967thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,127thTop
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Most Income Equality: 17,210thMost Secular: 18,509thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,727thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,054thLargest Publishing Industry: 19,470thMost Cultured: 21,100thLargest Welfare Programs: 24,875th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionSafest: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 9th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10th in the regionMost Inclusive: 10th in the regionMost Income Equality: 10th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 11th in the regionBest Weather: 11th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11th in the regionMost Developed: 12th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionNicest Citizens: 13th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 15th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 15th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 18th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 18th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 21st in the regionMost Influential: 22nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 22nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 28th in the regionMost Cultured: 30th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Haiton, heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-Dollar treacle machine.
  • : Following new legislation in Haiton, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Haiton, light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment.
  • : Following new legislation in Haiton, military officials are questioning the policy of ceding the nation's territory in exchange for promises not to invade it.
  • : Following new legislation in Haiton, children's bedrooms are often decorated with posters of successful accountants.
  • : Following new legislation in Haiton, Lucario Dragonborn reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Haiton, the suicide rate mysteriously skyrockets during census years.
  • : Following new legislation in Haiton, jails have become colloquially known as 'vampire houses'.
  • : Following new legislation in Haiton, the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture.
  • : Following new legislation in Haiton, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town.

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