Largest Mining Sector: 5thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7thMost Corrupt Governments: 10th
The Holy Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
For the blessed nation!
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Haedlia

Population17.207 billion

Currencynewcoin
Animalyellow jacket

The Holy Empire of Haedlia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, strictly enforced bedtime, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.207 billion Haedlians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Haedlian economy, worth an astonishing 12,803 trillion newcoins a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is a breathtaking 744,059 newcoins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,690,680 per year while the poor average 146,837, a ratio of 18.3 to 1.

Hedge fund managers are diversifying into herbaceous borders, military spending is on the increase, police and sick people alike fear the Day of Rest as all institutions are forced to shut down, and the nation's exceedingly polite children have often been referred to as "robots" by international media. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Haedlia's national animal is the yellow jacket, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Haedlia is ranked 263rd in the world and 2nd in the West Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 25,717.92 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Largest Mining Sector: 5thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7thMost Corrupt Governments: 10thMost Devout: 12thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 21stMost Ignorant Citizens: 27thLargest Insurance Industry: 32ndMost Avoided: 36thLargest Agricultural Sector: 37thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 51stLargest Black Market: 55thHighest Average Incomes: 62ndMost Primitive: 76thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 96thMost Subsidized Industry: 119thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 127thLowest Crime Rates: 204thFattest Citizens: 214thMost Efficient Economies: 215thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 230thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 263rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 266thHighest Economic Output: 267thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 279thLargest Governments: 326thRudest Citizens: 433rdMost Armed: 605thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,236thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,862ndTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,553rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,559thMost Stationary: 3,085thMost Conservative: 4,275thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,326thTop
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Largest Populations: 12,153rdMost Influential: 12,177thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,469thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,011thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,233rdMost Authoritarian: 19,523rd
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Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Armed: 13th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 25th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 29th in the regionMost Stationary: 31st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 50th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 50th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 84th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 94th in the regionMost Conservative: 167th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 288th in the regionTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 369th in the regionMost Influential: 378th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 392nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 499th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 573rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Haedlia, the nation's exceedingly polite children have often been referred to as "robots" by international media.
  • : Following new legislation in Haedlia, police and sick people alike fear the Day of Rest as all institutions are forced to shut down.
  • : Following new legislation in Haedlia, military spending is on the increase.
  • : Following new legislation in Haedlia, hedge fund managers are diversifying into herbaceous borders.
  • : Following new legislation in Haedlia, lonely people are supposed to be cheered up by the many parties that they are never invited to.
  • : Following new legislation in Haedlia, unused plastic recycling bins are being dumped into landfills by the tonne.
  • : Following new legislation in Haedlia, the country is preparing for war.
  • : Following new legislation in Haedlia, the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses.
  • : Haedlia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : Following new legislation in Haedlia, gun ownership is compulsory.

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