The Emirate of Haafarg is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Isaac Ferrer with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, digital currency, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 1.239 billion Haafargians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hafslan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.2%.

The powerhouse Haafargian economy, worth 100 trillion coroas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 81,039 coroas, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Standard-issue infantry rifles now have carnations instead of bayonets, decreased demand for toilets is saving the prison service a lot of money, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, and Haafargian husbands are dead good at fathering kids. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Haafarg's national animal is the Rena, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Haafarg is ranked 60,442^nd in the world and 146^th in Declansburg for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 2,114.8 on the Gilded Widget Scale.