The State of Guye is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 21.864 billion Guyeans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.4%.

The very strong Guyean economy, worth 701 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Gambling. Average income is 32,103 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 218,264 per year while the poor average 1,724, a ratio of 126 to 1.

The tenet of free speech is held dear and voting is voluntary. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Guye's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Guye is ranked 288,614^th in the world and 637^th in Ancient Lands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 34.52 law-abiding acts per hour.