Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,426thMost Stationary: 2,626thMost Armed: 3,539th
The ╔crivain of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Madame Bovary, c'est moi.
Influence
Contender
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Gustave Flaubert

Population19.976 billion

CapitalYonville-l'Abbaye
LeaderCharles Bovary
Faiththe mediocrity of daily life

CurrencySalammb˘
Animalclub foot

The ╔crivain of Gustave Flaubert is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Charles Bovary with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.976 billion French Realists are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yonville-l'Abbaye. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.0%.

The frighteningly efficient French Realist economy, worth a remarkable 3,195 trillion Salammb˘s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 159,944 Salammb˘s, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history, smoking is banned in public areas, cowboys often wear wolfskin jackets to the saloon, and Calvinball players are lost for days as they wander the vast halls of their new academies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gustave Flaubert's national animal is the club foot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the mediocrity of daily life.

Gustave Flaubert is ranked 9,427th in the world and 3rd in Seinfeld for Healthiest Citizens, with 15.17 bananas ingested per day.

Top
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,426thTop
5%
Most Stationary: 2,626thMost Armed: 3,539thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,873rdLargest Black Market: 3,941stMost Devout: 4,000thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,727thMost Patriotic: 5,049thHighest Economic Output: 5,225thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,364thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,634thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,561stMost Corrupt Governments: 9,334thHealthiest Citizens: 9,427thMost Influential: 9,898thLargest Populations: 10,774thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,893rdTop
10%
Highest Average Incomes: 13,068thBest Weather: 14,528thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,706thLowest Crime Rates: 15,955thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,925thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18,064thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,302ndMost Efficient Economies: 19,582ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,868thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24,873rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25,036th
Top
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionTop
10%
Largest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Gustave Flaubert was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Gustave Flaubert, Calvinball players are lost for days as they wander the vast halls of their new academies.
  • : Following new legislation in Gustave Flaubert, cowboys often wear wolfskin jackets to the saloon.
  • : Following new legislation in Gustave Flaubert, smoking is banned in public areas.
  • : Following new legislation in Gustave Flaubert, kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history.
  • : Following new legislation in Gustave Flaubert, prospective secessionists nervously declare how worthless and unimportant they are.
  • : Gustave Flaubert was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Gustave Flaubert, the government is flooded with compensation requests.
  • : Following new legislation in Gustave Flaubert, economists claim no news is good news.
  • : Following new legislation in Gustave Flaubert, children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer.

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