The Sociopathic Purple Democracy of Gunorium is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Mister Scoops with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 19.064 billion Gunorians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kablewyville. The average income tax rate is 61.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Gunoriumian economy, worth an astonishing 12,847 trillion Miltary Rounds a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 673,935 Miltary Rounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Lavish state dinners in Kablewyville are the state's leading budgetary expenditure, one of the most popular models in Gunorium has a scarred face and one working eye, mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found, and photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Mister Scoops's bedroom. Crime is totally unknown. Gunorium's national animal is the Fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Gun Runners.

Gunorium is ranked 88,763^rd in the world and 4,688^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.35 law-abiding acts per hour.