Population | 6.649 billion |
Currency | peso |
Animal | crocodile |
The Republic of Guinea Pig Horde 19 is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, avant-garde cinema, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 6.649 billion Guinea Pig Horde 19ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 55.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The large but inefficient Guinea Pig Horde 19ian economy, worth 236 trillion pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Cheese Exports, Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 35,633 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Leader's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, and ersatz chicken has left the nation's citizens with a bad taste in their mouths. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guinea Pig Horde 19's national animal is the crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Guinea Pig Horde 19 is ranked 214,916th in the world and 6,287th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 33.0775482748 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Guinea Pig Horde 19's influence in Lazarus rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Guinea Pig Horde 19's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Guinea Pig Horde 19's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Guinea Pig Horde 19 was refounded in Lazarus.
- : Guinea Pig Horde 19 ceased to exist in Carrot Warehouse.
- : Guinea Pig Horde 19 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens and Nicest Citizens.
- : Guinea Pig Horde 19 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
- : Guinea Pig Horde 19 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
- : Following new legislation in Guinea Pig Horde 19, ersatz chicken has left the nation's citizens with a bad taste in their mouths.
- : Following new legislation in Guinea Pig Horde 19, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs.