Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 27thMost Valuable International Artwork: 37thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 41st
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Guer Aike

Population8.032 billion

FaithThe Order of Dagon


The Accursed Dreamers of Guer Aike is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Cthulhu with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, public floggings, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.032 billion Guer Aikeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of R'lyeh. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Guer Aikean economy, worth a remarkable 5,383 trillion Souls a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 670,287 Souls, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,856,194 per year while the poor average 101,154, a ratio of 28.2 to 1.

There's never enough space in space, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, and economists speak of trusting in the Tao of Free Market Capitalism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guer Aike's national animal is the Shoggoth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Order of Dagon.

Guer Aike is ranked 12,361st in the world and 621st in The North Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 101,154.56 Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 27thMost Valuable International Artwork: 37thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 41stMost Subsidized Industry: 45thMost Patriotic: 45thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 50thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 63rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 78thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 101stHighest Average Incomes: 106thMost Corrupt Governments: 132ndMost Efficient Economies: 143rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 195thMost Influential: 242ndLargest Governments: 250thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 259thLowest Crime Rates: 301stLargest Black Market: 342ndMost Armed: 352ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 393rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 418thMost Advanced Public Education: 457thSmartest Citizens: 494thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 623rdMost Beautiful Environments: 697thLargest Insurance Industry: 722ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 741stMost Developed: 842ndLongest Average Lifespans: 939thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,035thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,052ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,056thMost Devout: 1,450thHighest Economic Output: 2,279thHealthiest Citizens: 2,302ndMost Cultured: 2,454thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3,876thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,961stRudest Citizens: 4,405thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,946thNudest: 5,706thMost Conservative: 8,692ndMost Authoritarian: 9,500thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,361stTop
Most Stationary: 16,613thLargest Gambling Industry: 16,921stLargest Mining Sector: 21,552ndLargest Welfare Programs: 23,368th
Most Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 12th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13th in the regionLargest Governments: 13th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 13th in the regionMost Armed: 17th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 18th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 18th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 22nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 23rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 24th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 25th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 28th in the regionMost Influential: 38th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 38th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 44th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 54th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 54th in the regionMost Developed: 55th in the regionMost Devout: 57th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 59th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 64th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 124th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 131st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 147th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 166th in the regionNudest: 172nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 221st in the regionRudest Citizens: 225th in the regionMost Conservative: 445th in the regionMost Stationary: 446th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 467th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 585th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 621st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 630th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 632nd in the regionLargest Populations: 797th in the regionMost Extreme: 882nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1,125th in the region

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