The Accursed Dreamers of Guer Aike is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Cthulhu with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, digital currency, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.843 billion Guer Aikeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of R'lyeh. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Guer Aikean economy, worth a remarkable 2,576 trillion Souls a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is a breathtaking 531,973 Souls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

To 'cut off family ties' is no longer just a phrase, Cthulhu's webseries about the alleged hauntings of R'lyeh generates millions of views, government statistics suggest 115% of the population love Cthulhu, and artists are pillars of society. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guer Aike's national animal is the Shoggoth, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Order of Dagon.

Guer Aike is ranked 654^th in the world and 26^th in The North Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 4,206 trillion Standard Monetary Units.