The Accursed Dreamers of Guer Aike is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Cthulhu with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, public floggings, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.032 billion Guer Aikeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of R'lyeh. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Guer Aikean economy, worth a remarkable 5,383 trillion Souls a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 670,287 Souls, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,856,194 per year while the poor average 101,154, a ratio of 28.2 to 1.

There's never enough space in space, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, and economists speak of trusting in the Tao of Free Market Capitalism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guer Aike's national animal is the Shoggoth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Order of Dagon.

Guer Aike is ranked 12,361^st in the world and 621^st in The North Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 101,154.56 Standard Monetary Units.