Most Valuable International Artwork: 45thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 61stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 61st
The Accursed Dreamers of
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Guer Aike

Population4.843 billion

FaithThe Order of Dagon


The Accursed Dreamers of Guer Aike is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Cthulhu with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, digital currency, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.843 billion Guer Aikeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of R'lyeh. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Guer Aikean economy, worth a remarkable 2,576 trillion Souls a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is a breathtaking 531,973 Souls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

To 'cut off family ties' is no longer just a phrase, Cthulhu's webseries about the alleged hauntings of R'lyeh generates millions of views, government statistics suggest 115% of the population love Cthulhu, and artists are pillars of society. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guer Aike's national animal is the Shoggoth, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Order of Dagon.

Guer Aike is ranked 654th in the world and 26th in The North Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 4,206 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 45thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 61stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 61stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 106thMost Subsidized Industry: 124thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 125thLargest Information Technology Sector: 194thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 202ndMost Influential: 221stHighest Average Incomes: 235thMost Corrupt Governments: 292ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 343rdMost Efficient Economies: 387thMost Scientifically Advanced: 464thMost Armed: 553rdLargest Governments: 650thLargest Black Market: 654thLowest Crime Rates: 814thHighest Poor Incomes: 975thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,029thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,062ndMost Advanced Public Education: 1,197thSmartest Citizens: 1,239thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,319thMost Developed: 1,571stLargest Insurance Industry: 1,612thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,677thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,722ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,738thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,063rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,382ndTop
Rudest Citizens: 2,866thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,104thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,441stMost Devout: 4,398thMost Cultured: 4,996thHighest Economic Output: 5,858thNudest: 5,976thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,726thHealthiest Citizens: 6,842ndMost Conservative: 7,622ndLargest Mining Sector: 9,161stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,967thTop
Most Authoritarian: 13,760thMost Stationary: 22,579thLargest Gambling Industry: 23,974th
Most Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 10th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 15th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 16th in the regionMost Armed: 24th in the regionLargest Black Market: 26th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 26th in the regionLargest Governments: 36th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 39th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 40th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 41st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 47th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 51st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 57th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 58th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 59th in the regionMost Influential: 59th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 60th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 67th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 81st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 90th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 106th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 108th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 108th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 143rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 168th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 175th in the regionMost Devout: 181st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 197th in the regionNudest: 211th in the regionMost Cultured: 251st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 354th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 373rd in the regionMost Conservative: 396th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 401st in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 542nd in the regionMost Stationary: 642nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 690th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 850th in the region

World Assembly

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