The Accursed Dreamers of Guer Aike is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Cthulhu with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, avowedly heterosexual populace, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.279 billion Guer Aikeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of R'lyeh. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Guer Aikean economy, worth a remarkable 2,915 trillion Souls a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 552,284 Souls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone, the monarch frequently needs protecting from misfiring protection, and protests are prohibited from blocking traffic. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guer Aike's national animal is the Shoggoth, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Order of Dagon.

Guer Aike is ranked 95,789^th in the world and 3,962^nd in The North Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 3.8 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.