The Republic of Guajataca is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Dr Pedro Agueybana Campos with a fair hand, and notable for its public floggings, smutty television, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.437 billion Guajatacans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caparra. The average income tax rate is 43.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Guajatacan economy, worth 324 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 73,189 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, newspaper headlines proclaim something happened somewhere at a time, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly, and photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Dr Pedro Agueybana Campos's bedroom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guajataca's national animal is the Guaraguao, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholic.

Guajataca is ranked 73,952^nd in the world and 6^th in Caribbean for Highest Poor Incomes, with 40,741.97 Standard Monetary Units.