The District of Guadeloupe State is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 26.671 billion Guadeloupe Stateans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. The average income tax rate is 6.7%.

The powerhouse Guadeloupe Statean economy, worth a remarkable 1,006 trillion aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is 37,732 aurums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

High-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, voting is voluntary, and the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Guadeloupe State's national animal is the bovina, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Guadeloupe State is ranked 258,152^nd in the world and 8^th in Guadeloupe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 47.26 law-abiding acts per hour.