Population | 10.173 billion |
Capital | Hexapod Minor |
Leader | Guacamole Person PPM |
Currency | wa'alnut |
Animal | chungoid |
The Fiefdom of Gryphonian Alliance Hexa is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Guacamole Person PPM with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The devout population of 10.173 billion Gryphonian Alliance Hexans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hexapod Minor. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 61.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Gryphonian Alliance Hexan economy, worth a remarkable 1,160 trillion wa'alnuts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 114,053 wa'alnuts, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 399,484 per year while the poor average 23,642, a ratio of 16.9 to 1.
Mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights, praying before a battle is a court-martial offence, hackers post hourly updates on international summits, and a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Gryphonian Alliance Hexan politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gryphonian Alliance Hexa's national animal is the chungoid, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Gryphonian Alliance Hexa is ranked 289,861st in the world and 10,174th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 2.79738015412 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Gryphonian Alliance Hexa was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Devout, Highest Wealthy Incomes, and Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry and the Top 10% for Highest Economic Output and Most Developed.
- : Gryphonian Alliance Hexa's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Gryphonian Alliance Hexa was refounded in Lazarus.
- : Gryphonian Alliance Hexa ceased to exist in The West Pacific.
- : Gryphonian Alliance Hexa's influence in The West Pacific rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Gryphonian Alliance Hexa's influence in The West Pacific rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Gryphonian Alliance Hexa's influence in The West Pacific rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Gryphonian Alliance Hexa was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Survivors and the Top 10% for Most Dead.
- : Gryphonian Alliance Hexa was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Republic of Gryphonian Dispatch Machine, killing 40 million zombies.
- : Gryphonian Alliance Hexa was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Republic of Gryphonian Dispatch Machine, killing 40 million zombies.