The Holy Red Zombie Guy of GruffyRichard and HillbillyBob is a huge, safe nation, ruled by Peter Janson with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 850 million GRHBians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Nuketown. The average income tax rate is 36.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming GRHBian economy, worth 89.7 trillion GruffyRichard and HillbillyBobian Drikis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an impressive 105,580 GruffyRichard and HillbillyBobian Drikis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, tax rises are attributed to divine will, litter collection has replaced fast food as the most popular after-school job, and twins are held culpable for the actions of their siblings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. GruffyRichard and HillbillyBob's national animal is the cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

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