Most Subsidized Industry: 2,291stMost Rebellious Youth: 3,635thMost Efficient Economies: 3,867th
The Scots Nationalist Illuminite of
Left-Leaning College State
You shall be free
Nicola Sturgeon
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population9.904 billion

LeaderNicola Sturgeon
FaithChurch of the Latter Day Saints


The Scots Nationalist Illuminite of Griffenhaven is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Nicola Sturgeon with an even hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.904 billion Griffenhavenites enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Newlands. The average income tax rate is 76.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Griffenhavenitian economy, worth a remarkable 1,684 trillion Griveses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 170,088 Griveses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, and airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path. Crime is totally unknown. Griffenhaven's national animal is the Griffin, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Church of the Latter Day Saints.

Griffenhaven is ranked 53,934th in the world and 39th in Karma for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 202,112 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Subsidized Industry: 2,291stTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 3,635thMost Efficient Economies: 3,867thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,246thLargest Black Market: 4,605thMost Pacifist: 4,633rdMost Influential: 4,735thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,965thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,208thMost Inclusive: 5,697thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,487thNicest Citizens: 7,002ndBest Weather: 7,137thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,572ndMost Beautiful Environments: 7,730thMost Developed: 8,009thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,222ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,272ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,552ndMost Cultured: 8,804thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,195thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,488thSmartest Citizens: 9,571stMost Advanced Public Education: 9,690thHighest Economic Output: 10,280thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,350thHighest Average Incomes: 10,456thHealthiest Citizens: 10,538thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,314thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,446thLargest Governments: 12,466thMost Secular: 18,921stHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,487thMost Corrupt Governments: 20,400thLargest Welfare Programs: 23,762nd
Highest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 8th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Pacifist: 12th in the regionMost Stationary: 14th in the regionMost Developed: 14th in the regionMost Inclusive: 14th in the regionMost Cultured: 15th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 16th in the regionBest Weather: 16th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 17th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 17th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 17th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 18th in the regionNudest: 19th in the regionNicest Citizens: 19th in the regionLargest Governments: 20th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 23rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 26th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 27th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 33rd in the region

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