Largest Retail Industry: 868thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,318thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,488th
The Holy Yellow Veins of
Compulsory Consumerist State
All That Glitters
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Grennick Gold

Population11.607 billion

CapitalArgonaut Mine
LeaderPresident Aurelius M Dior

CurrencyGold Standard
AnimalGolden Hawk

The Holy Yellow Veins of Grennick Gold is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Aurelius M Dior with an iron fist, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, pith helmet sales, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.607 billion Grengoldians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Industry, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Argonaut Mine. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Grengoldian economy, worth a remarkable 2,451 trillion Gold Standards a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 211,173 Gold Standards, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,133,830 per year while the poor average 20,522, a ratio of 55.2 to 1.

The government is outsourcing itself, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, skyscrapers get built in just days, and the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Grennick Gold's national animal is the Golden Hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Grennick Gold is ranked 14,759th in the world and 29th in Lands End for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 6,492.4 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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1%
Largest Retail Industry: 868thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,318thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,488thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,595thMost Secular: 1,691stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,785thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,831stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,897thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,947thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,138thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,422ndFattest Citizens: 2,724thTop
5%
Most Avoided: 2,975thMost Efficient Economies: 4,806thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,056thLargest Mining Sector: 5,157thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,199thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,217thRudest Citizens: 5,633rdHighest Average Incomes: 6,461stHighest Economic Output: 7,592ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,412thMost Stationary: 10,614thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,879thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,006thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,111thTop
10%
Most Influential: 14,420thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,759thSmartest Citizens: 18,453rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24,441stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 25,877th
Top
5%
Most Stationary: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 7th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionTop
10%
Largest Gambling Industry: 10th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Avoided: 11th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 13th in the regionFattest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 13th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 14th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 14th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 15th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 16th in the regionRudest Citizens: 18th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 18th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Grennick Gold, the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists.
  • : Grennick Gold was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Grennick Gold, skyscrapers get built in just days.
  • : Following new legislation in Grennick Gold, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in Grennick Gold, the government is outsourcing itself.
  • : Following new legislation in Grennick Gold, meat-eating is frowned upon.
  • : Following new legislation in Grennick Gold, electrocution deaths among computer technicians are at an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Grennick Gold, citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges.
  • : Grennick Gold was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Grennick Gold, people talk about things being better when men were men.

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