The Federal Republic of Gremionistao is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its public floggings, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 705 million Gremistas have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arena do Grêmio. The average income tax rate is 32.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Gremista economy, worth 56.2 trillion grereals a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 79,746 grereals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom, a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system, and citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Gremionistao's national animal is the Quero-quero.

Gremionistao is ranked 109,244^th in the world and 124^th in Lands End for Most Beautiful Environments, with 545.61 pounds of wildlife per square mile.