Population | 41.077 billion |
Capital | Erie |
Leader | Lou Tullio |
Faith | Bokononism |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | peninsula turkey |
The SpongeChocolateEatingBowlers of Greengarden Lanes is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Lou Tullio with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, complete lack of prisons, and daily referendums. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 41.077 billion Erieites live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, although Social Policy, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Law & Order and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Erie. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.7%.
The strong Greengarden Lanesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,995 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Gambling. Average income is 48,572 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 148,041 per year while the poor average 12,364, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.
Hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, Pater Maxxmas is said to deliver self-judgment rather than silver jewellery, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, and towns that stop turning a profit are turned into animal sanctuaries. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Greengarden Lanes's national animal is the peninsula turkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Bokononism.
Greengarden Lanes is ranked 9,121st in the world and 5th in Pennsylvania for Most Stationary, with 2,504.86299410888 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Greengarden Lanes was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead and the Top 5% for Most Survivors.
- : Greengarden Lanes lodged a message on the Pennsylvania Regional Message Board.
- : Greengarden Lanes was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Greengarden Lanes was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Greengarden Lanes was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Greengarden Lanes was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Greengarden Lanes was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Greengarden Lanes was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies and the Top 5% for Most Zombified.
- : Greengarden Lanes was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Rogue Nation of First Nightmare, infecting 790 million survivors.
- : Greengarden Lanes was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Rogue Nation of First Nightmare, infecting 474 million survivors.