The Greenited Greens of Greenerica is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Nick with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.575 billion Greenericans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greenton. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Greenerican economy, worth a remarkable 2,200 trillion Ollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 208,122 Ollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, Nick is considering changing the Greenerican flag to one with more glitter, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, and a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Greenerican politicians. Crime is totally unknown. Greenerica's national animal is the GreenDog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Veemo.

Greenerica is ranked 38,154^th in the world and 16^th in Testregionia for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 247,600 Standard Monetary Units.