The Condominium Association of Green Briar is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Premier Josef with a fair hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.916 billion Green Briarians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Spot. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Green Briarian economy, worth 864 trillion Marijuana Cookies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 220,888 Marijuana Cookies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams, adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère, the government is seen as openly hostile to all religion, and selfie stick use is a required Scout badge. Crime is totally unknown. Green Briar's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Green Briar is ranked 50,857^th in the world and 112^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Stationary, with 604.38084930712 days.