Population | 39.693 billion |
Capital | Onfreia |
Leader | Xorfan the Green |
Currency | sheep |
Animal | holstein cow |
The Holy Purple Cowland of Grebulonia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Xorfan the Green with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 39.693 billion Grebuloners are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Onfreia. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Grebulonian economy, worth a remarkable 9,702 trillion sheep a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 244,431 sheep, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
A shocking number of estate planners are beneficiaries of their clients' wills, it's best not to ask what goes into Onfreia Crispy Fried Tofu's secret blend of herbs and spices, the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard, and 75% of the words in government-funded "Super Fun Maths Games" are probably inaccurate. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grebulonia's national animal is the holstein cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Grebulonia is ranked 502nd in the world and 2nd in Yggdrasil for Lowest Crime Rates, with 196.94 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Grebulonia, 75% of the words in government-funded "Super Fun Maths Games" are probably inaccurate.
- : Following new legislation in Grebulonia, the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard.
- : Following new legislation in Grebulonia, it's best not to ask what goes into Onfreia Crispy Fried Tofu's secret blend of herbs and spices.
- : Grebulonia's influence in Yggdrasil rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
- : Following new legislation in Grebulonia, a shocking number of estate planners are beneficiaries of their clients' wills.
- : Grebulonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead and the Top 5% for Most Survivors.
- : Grebulonia was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from Old hope, infecting 1,457 million survivors.
- : Grebulonia's influence in Yggdrasil fell from "Apprentice" to "Squire".
- : Following new legislation in Grebulonia, political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act.
- : Grebulonia's influence in Yggdrasil rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".