The Ostblockshclampen of GreatUnion of Soviet Socialist Republics is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Kolektiv with a fair hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, compulsory military service, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.873 billion Soviets are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Москва. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Russian economy, worth a remarkable 2,437 trillion Soviet roubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 205,265 Soviet roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People boast about their low income on their dating profiles, war is made in the name of love, children listen incredulously when their grandparents explain what a "running river" is, and citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. GreatUnion of Soviet Socialist Republics's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

GreatUnion of Soviet Socialist Republics is ranked 16,922^nd in the world and 497^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Income Equality, scoring 82.45 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.