Most Efficient Economies: 195thMost Secular: 290thHighest Poor Incomes: 313th
The Socialist Republic of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
There are weeks when decades happen
Vladimir Lenin
Influence
Diplomat
WA Delegate
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Greater Vietnam

Population8.624 billion

CapitalLeningrad
LeaderVladimir Lenin
FaithState Atheism

CurrencyVND
AnimalWater Buffalo

The Socialist Republic of Greater Vietnam is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Vladimir Lenin with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, pith helmet sales, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.624 billion Vietnamese love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Environment, and Administration also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leningrad. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Greater Vietnamian economy, worth a remarkable 2,928 trillion VNDS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 339,576 VNDS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hackers post hourly updates on international summits, glamping Vietnamese won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet, and Greater Vietnamian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation. Crime is totally unknown. Greater Vietnam's national animal is the Water Buffalo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Greater Vietnam is ranked 272,573rd in the world and 200th in The Internationale for Most Avoided, scoring 0.3 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Most Efficient Economies: 195thMost Secular: 290thHighest Poor Incomes: 313thMost Subsidized Industry: 360thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 471stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 535thLargest Agricultural Sector: 557thMost Scientifically Advanced: 640thSafest: 657thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 695thMost Developed: 792ndMost Pacifist: 860thLongest Average Lifespans: 870thHighest Food Quality: 1,027thSmartest Citizens: 1,069thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,133rdMost Inclusive: 1,138thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,148thNicest Citizens: 1,235thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,258thLargest Governments: 1,269thLowest Crime Rates: 1,280thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,305thHealthiest Citizens: 1,377thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,384thBest Weather: 1,559thHighest Average Incomes: 1,629thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,634thMost Cultured: 1,730thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,641stMost Income Equality: 2,647thLargest Retail Industry: 2,659thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 3,052ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,542ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,693rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,321stMost Influential: 4,641stMost Advanced Public Education: 5,649thHighest Economic Output: 6,021stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,124thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,559thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,877thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,421stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,012thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 16,000thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,475thMost Patriotic: 17,946thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,623rd
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionSafest: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 7th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionBest Weather: 9th in the regionMost Inclusive: 10th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 10th in the regionNicest Citizens: 10th in the regionTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 13th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 15th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17th in the regionMost Stationary: 19th in the regionMost Income Equality: 20th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Greater Vietnam was endorsed by The Democratic States of Ulixius.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Vietnam, Greater Vietnamian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Vietnam, children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Vietnam, glamping Vietnamese won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.
  • : Greater Vietnam's influence in The Internationale rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".
  • : Greater Vietnam was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Vietnam, hackers post hourly updates on international summits.
  • : Greater Vietnam was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Vietnam, Vladimir Lenin is called 'Patches' at international summits.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Vietnam, Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned.

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