The Democratic States of Greater Free Macedonia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Alexander Dimitrov with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, parental licensing program, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.39 billion Free Macedonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Skopje. The average income tax rate is 71.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving A Free Macedonian economy, worth 478 trillion MKDS a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 88,837 MKDS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The television adaptation of Jennifer Government is the most popular program in the nation, burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms, Alexander Dimitrov's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners, and mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Free Macedonia's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Greater Free Macedonia is ranked 132,956^th in the world and 2^nd in Brave New America for Most Stationary, with 100.3744496492 days.