The Socialist Republic of Greater Cebu is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Premier Jørgen Jorgenssen with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.943 billion Cebuanos enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thanatus. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Cebuano economy, worth a remarkable 1,031 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 208,598 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Going on a diet invalidates your passport, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, and voting is voluntary. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Cebu's national animal is the Snow Leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Greater Cebu is ranked 5,892^nd in the world and 84^th in Europe for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 9,359.62 on the Gilded Widget Scale.