Most Influential: 324thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,393rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,515th
The Federal Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
You, Albania, give me honor, give me the name Albanian)
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Greater Albaina

Population7.43 billion

LeaderGjergj Kastrioti

CurrencyAlbanian lek
AnimalGolden Eagle

The Federal Republic of Greater Albaina is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Gjergj Kastrioti with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, devout population of 7.43 billion Greater Albainans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tirana. The average income tax rate is 8.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Greater Albainan economy, worth a remarkable 1,721 trillion Albanian leks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 231,692 Albanian leks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All government communication requires the imprimatur of the Truth Police, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns, belief that Gjergj Kastrioti is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high, and government employees from Greater Albaina dominate international lumberjack competitions. Crime is totally unknown. Greater Albaina's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Greater Albaina is ranked 39,180th in the world and 169th in Europe for Highest Drug Use, scoring 100.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most Influential: 324thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,393rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,515thRudest Citizens: 1,668thLargest Retail Industry: 2,281stTop
Most Cultured: 2,756thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,208thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,442ndMost Rebellious Youth: 3,963rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,736thHighest Average Incomes: 4,928thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,146thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,214thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,430thSmartest Citizens: 5,532ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,589thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,734thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,762ndMost Developed: 6,332ndMost Patriotic: 6,605thHighest Food Quality: 6,858thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,444thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,506thMost Efficient Economies: 11,123rdHighest Economic Output: 11,408thMost Armed: 12,228thTop
Largest Black Market: 14,352ndMost Beautiful Environments: 14,377thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,527thLargest Governments: 16,807thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,756thMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,280thLargest Gambling Industry: 20,153rdHealthiest Citizens: 23,529thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 24,193rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 25,005th
Highest Disposable Incomes: 14th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 24th in the regionRudest Citizens: 27th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 33rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 45th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 53rd in the regionMost Cultured: 55th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 59th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 59th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 62nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 62nd in the regionTop
Most Patriotic: 71st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 71st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 75th in the regionMost Armed: 78th in the regionLargest Black Market: 81st in the regionMost Average: 92nd in the regionMost Influential: 94th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 98th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 104th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 105th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 108th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 113th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 119th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 120th in the regionMost Developed: 126th in the region

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