The Federal Republic of Greater Albaina is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Gjergj Kastrioti with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, devout population of 7.43 billion Greater Albainans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tirana. The average income tax rate is 8.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Greater Albainan economy, worth a remarkable 1,721 trillion Albanian leks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 231,692 Albanian leks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All government communication requires the imprimatur of the Truth Police, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns, belief that Gjergj Kastrioti is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high, and government employees from Greater Albaina dominate international lumberjack competitions. Crime is totally unknown. Greater Albaina's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Greater Albaina is ranked 39,180^th in the world and 169^th in Europe for Highest Drug Use, scoring 100.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.