Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,906thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,095thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,458th
The Republic of
Civil Rights Lovefest
If it isn't broken, fix it anyways.
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Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
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Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Great Zlin

Population12.07 billion

CapitalGentofte
LeaderPrime Minister Michael
FaithPastafarianism

CurrencyZlinian Pound
AnimalShiba Inu

The Republic of Great Zlin is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Michael with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.07 billion Zlinians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gentofte. The average income tax rate is 77.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zlinian economy, worth a remarkable 1,170 trillion Zlinian Pounds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 96,998 Zlinian Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence, immigrants who don't like the taste of Zlinian Turnip Chips are immediately deported, and the tinfoil-hat crowd also recommend tinfoil wallets. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Great Zlin's national animal is the Shiba Inu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Great Zlin is ranked 188,685th in the world and 6,356th in Lazarus for Most Authoritarian, with 346.82 milliStalins.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,906thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,095thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,458thSafest: 3,712thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,891stNicest Citizens: 4,467thHealthiest Citizens: 4,625thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,087thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,231stBest Weather: 5,479thMost Pacifist: 6,217thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,236thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,763rdMost Developed: 7,283rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,501stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,118thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,867thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,160thSmartest Citizens: 10,566thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,982ndTop
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Most Cultured: 13,410thHighest Economic Output: 15,037thMost Inclusive: 15,482ndMost Subsidized Industry: 16,967thMost Secular: 17,481stMost Efficient Economies: 18,348thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,523rdHighest Poor Incomes: 19,551stLargest Governments: 20,753rdLargest Populations: 21,977th
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 128th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 143rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 167th in the regionNicest Citizens: 169th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 171st in the regionSafest: 176th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 201st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 230th in the regionBest Weather: 247th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 261st in the regionMost Pacifist: 273rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 278th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 301st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 323rd in the regionMost Developed: 351st in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 422nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 472nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 495th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 522nd in the regionLargest Populations: 653rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 675th in the regionMost Cultured: 719th in the region

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