The Republic of Great Zlin is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Michael with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.07 billion Zlinians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gentofte. The average income tax rate is 77.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zlinian economy, worth a remarkable 1,170 trillion Zlinian Pounds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 96,998 Zlinian Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence, immigrants who don't like the taste of Zlinian Turnip Chips are immediately deported, and the tinfoil-hat crowd also recommend tinfoil wallets. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Great Zlin's national animal is the Shiba Inu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Great Zlin is ranked 188,685^th in the world and 6,356^th in Lazarus for Most Authoritarian, with 346.82 milliStalins.