The United Kingdom of Great Britain Ireland and Normandy is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, aversion to nipples, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 217 million Britons are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, moralistic government prioritizes Industry, although Spirituality, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 16.5%.

The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth 22.1 trillion Pound sterlings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 101,750 Pound sterlings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

The best doughnut stores have been taken over by foreign police officers, candidates celebrate "free speech" by spraying champagne all over anyone who shows up to a rally, the news is showing footage of Leader bullying an old man to the point of tears, and prison visits increase substantially during election years. Crime is relatively low, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Great Britain Ireland and Normandy's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Great Britain Ireland and Normandy is ranked 183,047^th in the world and 90^th in Lands End for Most Avoided, scoring 1.83 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.