Population | 6.337 billion |
Currency | currency |
Animal | animal |
The Republic of Grativalu is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its vat-grown people, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.337 billion Grativaluans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Administration also on the agenda, while Education and Welfare receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 84.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Grativaluan economy, worth a remarkable 1,135 trillion currencies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 179,136 currencies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.
Game show contestants scramble to fish trash out of the South Animal Sea, teenagers stay out into the wee hours of the morning "stargazing", warning signs caution Grativaluans where they may fall off 'the edge of the world', and endangered species face obesity instead of extinction. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Grativalu's national animal is the animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Grativalu is ranked 50,804th in the world and 3rd in Vickenian experiment containment zone for Most Stationary, with 886.40070353652 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Grativalu, endangered species face obesity instead of extinction.
- : Following new legislation in Grativalu, warning signs caution Grativaluans where they may fall off 'the edge of the world'.
- : Following new legislation in Grativalu, teenagers stay out into the wee hours of the morning "stargazing".
- : Following new legislation in Grativalu, game show contestants scramble to fish trash out of the South Animal Sea.
- : Following new legislation in Grativalu, screams of citizens being "re-educated" echo throughout the rural regions of Grativalu.
- : Following new legislation in Grativalu, the space program has been reduced to Leader's nephew playing with a cardboard space shuttle.
- : Following new legislation in Grativalu, according to the latest national census as many as two-thirds of the respondents possibly consider 'violet' their favorite color.
- : Grativalu was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
- : Following new legislation in Grativalu, Maths Professor Barbie is the most popular toy for boys and girls alike.
- : Following new legislation in Grativalu, billions of currencies are being poured into a space program.