Population | 6.93 billion |
Currency | Chip |
Animal | Lap Dog |
The Boiled Dinner of Granny Agnes is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its fear of technology, strictly enforced bedtime, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.93 billion Grannies are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Elderly economy, worth 756 trillion Chips a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 109,213 Chips, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.
Kids are gathering at the local soda shop to celebrate staying out past sundown, blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued, celebrity foodies are biting a huge chunk out of the government budget, and the arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Granny Agnes's national animal is the Lap Dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Granny Agnes is ranked 49,653rd in the world and 1st in Bakersville for Most Stationary, with 911.60574990528 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Granny Agnes, the arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place.
- : Following new legislation in Granny Agnes, celebrity foodies are biting a huge chunk out of the government budget.
- : Following new legislation in Granny Agnes, blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued.
- : Following new legislation in Granny Agnes, kids are gathering at the local soda shop to celebrate staying out past sundown.
- : Following new legislation in Granny Agnes, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present.
- : Granny Agnes was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Primitive and the Top 10% for Largest Cheese Export Sector and Most Ignorant Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Granny Agnes, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail.
- : Following new legislation in Granny Agnes, the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service.
- : Following new legislation in Granny Agnes, pet owners exercise their Lap Dogs at a snail's pace or risk prosecution.
- : Following new legislation in Granny Agnes, the space program has been reduced to Leader's nephew playing with a cardboard space shuttle.