Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,091stMost Influential: 4,156thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,158th
The Soft Quacking Paradise of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
One who quacks the loudest goes the furthest!
Commie Scum
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Grand Pato

Population1.656 billion

LeaderCommie Scum


The Soft Quacking Paradise of Grand Pato is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Commie Scum with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.656 billion Patoes love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Booper. The average income tax rate is 70.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Patoan economy, worth 212 trillion quacks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 128,260 quacks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet, the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, and the Patoan Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation. Crime is totally unknown. Grand Pato's national animal is the duckling, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Grand Pato is ranked 222,315th in the world and 1,036th in The Communist Bloc for Highest Crime Rates, with 2.26 crimes per hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,091stTop
Most Influential: 4,156thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,158thMost Pacifist: 5,919thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,086thMost Inclusive: 8,083rdNicest Citizens: 8,260thSafest: 8,788thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,064thHighest Food Quality: 9,815thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,320thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,629thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,766thHealthiest Citizens: 10,947thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,761stLargest Welfare Programs: 12,193rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,366thMost Developed: 12,381stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,504thLeast Corrupt Governments: 12,679thMost Cultured: 13,115thTop
Smartest Citizens: 13,974thMost Secular: 14,062ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,205thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,353rdBest Weather: 14,708thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,202ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,561stMost Beautiful Environments: 15,910thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,613thMost Efficient Economies: 20,859thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21,188thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,291stHighest Average Incomes: 22,468thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,630thLargest Governments: 23,248thMost Politically Free: 23,651stMost Advanced Public Transport: 25,982nd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 29th in the regionMost Politically Free: 41st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 61st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 83rd in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 127th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 130th in the regionMost Pacifist: 140th in the regionMost Influential: 142nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 147th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 158th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 158th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 183rd in the regionMost Cultured: 184th in the region

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