Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 164thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 170thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 217th
The Queendom of
Psychotic Dictatorship
One above all
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Grancrest

Population6.915 billion

CapitalSophia
LeaderQueen Sophia

CurrencyDollar
AnimalFox

The Queendom of Grancrest is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Queen Sophia with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, parental licensing program, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.915 billion Grancrestians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sophia. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Grancrestian economy, worth a remarkable 2,437 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 352,561 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

There is no such thing as an innocent fling in the Grancrestian military, infantry are nicknamed "mushrooms" because they get fed crap and are left in the dark, the government is a law unto itself, and distant and obscure female relatives succeed to the Grancrestian throne. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grancrest's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Grancrest is ranked 249,614th in the world and 6,692nd in the Rejected Realms for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -13.48 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 164thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 170thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 217thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 276thMost Patriotic: 478thMost Corrupt Governments: 910thLargest Black Market: 1,015thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,078thMost Secular: 1,316thHighest Average Incomes: 1,457thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,659thLowest Crime Rates: 1,962ndTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,039thLargest Governments: 3,082ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,184thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,316thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,702ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,940thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,069thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,150thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,430thMost Authoritarian: 6,937thMost Conservative: 7,312thHighest Economic Output: 7,510thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,650thLargest Insurance Industry: 8,021stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,211thNudest: 8,225thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,537thMost Efficient Economies: 10,075thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,700thSmartest Citizens: 10,718thLargest Mining Sector: 11,581stMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,648thTop
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Most Developed: 19,751st
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Patriotic: 14th in the regionLargest Black Market: 23rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 29th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 32nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 49th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 54th in the regionMost Secular: 58th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 60th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 95th in the regionLargest Governments: 101st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 103rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 104th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 149th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 149th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 171st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 178th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 182nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 183rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 198th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 198th in the regionNudest: 219th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 233rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 236th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 252nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 253rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 254th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 271st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 287th in the regionMost Conservative: 313th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 319th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 401st in the regionRudest Citizens: 424th in the regionMost Extreme: 527th in the regionBest Weather: 602nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Grancrest was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Following new legislation in Grancrest, distant and obscure female relatives succeed to the Grancrestian throne.
  • : Following new legislation in Grancrest, the government is a law unto itself.
  • : Following new legislation in Grancrest, infantry are nicknamed "mushrooms" because they get fed crap and are left in the dark.
  • : Following new legislation in Grancrest, there is no such thing as an innocent fling in the Grancrestian military.
  • : Following new legislation in Grancrest, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Grancrest, fake beard sales are on the rise amongst female commuters.
  • : Following new legislation in Grancrest, Grancrest is increasingly belligerent on the international stage.
  • : Following new legislation in Grancrest, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Grancrest, the fate of the world literally rests on Queen Sophia's fingers.

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