The Queen's State of Grafstadt is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, complete lack of public education, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 22.988 billion Grafstadtians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The very strong Grafstadtian economy, worth 943 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 41,032 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 278,968 per year while the poor average 2,204, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Surveillance cameras are banned, voting is voluntary, and all tariffs have been abolished. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Grafstadt's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Grafstadt is ranked 288,994^th in the world and 6^th in Port of Spain for Lowest Crime Rates, with 34.15 law-abiding acts per hour.