Highest Wealthy Incomes: 19thLargest Retail Industry: 46thRudest Citizens: 60th
The Federation of
Capitalist Paradise
Boh, Bat'kivshchyna i Svoboda
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Gorvania

Population15.394 billion

CapitalAnzhelypol
LeaderYuriy Yaroshenko
FaithChristian Orthodox

Currencyhrovodnia
Animalpig

The Federation of Gorvania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Yuriy Yaroshenko with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 15.394 billion Gorvans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anzhelypol. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Gorvanian economy, worth an astonishing 10,915 trillion hrovodnias a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 709,104 hrovodnias, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,597,505 per year while the poor average 6,943, a ratio of 950 to 1.

Christian Orthodox now admits men and women into its clergy, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, courses on ornithology and apiology are surprisingly popular, and belief that Yuriy Yaroshenko is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gorvania's national animal is the pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christian Orthodox.

Gorvania is ranked 30,021st in the world and 328th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Drug Use, scoring 108.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 19thLargest Retail Industry: 46thRudest Citizens: 60thHighest Average Incomes: 84thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 87thMost Efficient Economies: 93rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 122ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 126thLargest Insurance Industry: 133rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 146thFattest Citizens: 152ndMost Corrupt Governments: 165thMost Subsidized Industry: 196thLargest Mining Sector: 197thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 207thMost Scientifically Advanced: 228thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 247thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 250thLargest Black Market: 256thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 257thLargest Information Technology Sector: 305thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 326thMost Avoided: 367thLargest Agricultural Sector: 398thHighest Economic Output: 521stLargest Governments: 863rdLargest Gambling Industry: 908thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 953rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 991stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,057thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,282ndSmartest Citizens: 1,295thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,354thMost Pro-Market: 1,433rdMost Devout: 1,447thLowest Crime Rates: 1,506thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,651stHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,902ndMost Patriotic: 1,929thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 4,238thMost Armed: 4,562ndMost Cultured: 7,827thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 17,259thLargest Populations: 19,296thHighest Average Tax Rates: 22,819thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 25,289th
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 11th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionFattest Citizens: 13th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 13th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 14th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 16th in the regionMost Avoided: 23rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 30th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 30th in the regionLargest Governments: 31st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 32nd in the regionMost Devout: 34th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 35th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 44th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 47th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 49th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 50th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 58th in the regionMost Patriotic: 62nd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 114th in the regionMost Armed: 125th in the regionMost Cultured: 203rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 328th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 409th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 432nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 548th in the regionMost Developed: 692nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Gorvania, belief that Yuriy Yaroshenko is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Gorvania, courses on ornithology and apiology are surprisingly popular.
  • : Following new legislation in Gorvania, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience.
  • : Following new legislation in Gorvania, Christian Orthodox now admits men and women into its clergy.
  • : Following new legislation in Gorvania, imprisonment is the leading cause of disownment.
  • : Following new legislation in Gorvania, residents of newly dried out bays live in fear of leaky dikes.
  • : Following new legislation in Gorvania, life expectancy is way down but posthuman perfectionism is way up.
  • : Gorvania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Gorvania, a video of Yuriy Yaroshenko wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news.
  • : Following new legislation in Gorvania, the Gorvanian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas.

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