The B-Rushing Union of Gopnikiya is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by the Gopnikian Peoples Party with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, sprawling nuclear power plants, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.128 billion Gopniks hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kievley. The average income tax rate is 80.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gopnikian economy, worth 904 trillion AVP drops a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 99,051 AVP drops, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", many aides in the Gopnikian Peoples Party's office are known to be serial jaywalkers, artists are pillars of society, and no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed. Crime is totally unknown. Gopnikiya's national animal is the lesser-spotted squatting brown bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secularism.

Gopnikiya is ranked 260,242^nd in the world and 1,068^th in Europe for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -14.73 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.