Most World Assembly Endorsements: 864thMost Influential: 1,641stLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,119th
The United Federation of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Hoc est pulchrum.
Civil Rights
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Political Freedom
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Goom Bay

Population1.27 billion

CapitalFort Wario
LeaderSir Bow


The United Federation of Goom Bay is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Sir Bow with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.27 billion Goomtroops have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Wario. The average income tax rate is 40.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Goom Bayian economy, worth 150 trillion Goombers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,883 Goombers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Atheistic refugees haven't got a prayer of being granted asylum, clergy never mention brand names for fear of losing their government subsidies, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, and protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goom Bay's national animal is the Edmontosaurus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Baseball.

Goom Bay is ranked 21,483rd in the world and 649th in the South Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 75,509.92 Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 864thMost Influential: 1,641stTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 3,119thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,236thNicest Citizens: 5,947thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,978thMost Pacifist: 6,956thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,237thHealthiest Citizens: 7,516thMost Inclusive: 8,299thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,693rdSafest: 9,142ndHighest Food Quality: 9,897thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,381stMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,378thTop
Most Developed: 14,029thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,112thHighest Disposable Incomes: 14,961stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,040thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,120thSmartest Citizens: 15,333rdBest Weather: 15,733rdMost Cultured: 16,423rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18,737thLowest Crime Rates: 20,266thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,483rdHighest Average Incomes: 26,727th
Least Corrupt Governments: 100th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 140th in the regionMost Influential: 143rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 198th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 198th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 204th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 234th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 238th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 243rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 255th in the regionMost Inclusive: 288th in the regionSafest: 311th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 326th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 355th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 363rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 427th in the regionMost Developed: 441st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 465th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 472nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 475th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 482nd in the regionBest Weather: 503rd in the regionMost Cultured: 521st in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 565th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 584th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 649th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 677th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 718th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 891st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 908th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 938th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 972nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,001st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Goom Bay was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Goom Bay, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.
  • : Following new legislation in Goom Bay, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions.
  • : Following new legislation in Goom Bay, clergy never mention brand names for fear of losing their government subsidies.
  • : Goom Bay endorsed The People's Republic of Noutoshi.
  • : Following new legislation in Goom Bay, atheistic refugees haven't got a prayer of being granted asylum.
  • : Goom Bay was endorsed by The People's Republic of Noutoshi.
  • : Following new legislation in Goom Bay, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Goom Bay, pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall.
  • : Following new legislation in Goom Bay, diplomatic cables about Sir Bow have suddenly been very flattering.


World Assembly

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