The Theocracy of Goodjes is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Pope with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory vegetarianism, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 7.864 billion Goodjesians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vatican. The average income tax rate is 30.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Goodjesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,398 trillion gods a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 177,820 gods, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags, only adults may purchase violent video games, economists confusingly list "fusarium rot and leaf blight" as major risk factors for monetary deflation, and heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste. Crime is totally unknown. Goodjes's national animal is the goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholic.

Goodjes is ranked 268,616^th in the world and 128^th in European Union for Most Avoided, scoring 0.5 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.