Largest Publishing Industry: 1,870thMost Inclusive: 2,648thHighest Food Quality: 2,781st
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Vassal
Civil Rights
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Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Goodjes

Population7.864 billion

CapitalVatican
LeaderPope
FaithCatholic

Currencygod
Animalgoat

The Theocracy of Goodjes is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Pope with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory vegetarianism, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 7.864 billion Goodjesians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vatican. The average income tax rate is 30.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Goodjesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,398 trillion gods a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 177,820 gods, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags, only adults may purchase violent video games, economists confusingly list "fusarium rot and leaf blight" as major risk factors for monetary deflation, and heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste. Crime is totally unknown. Goodjes's national animal is the goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholic.

Goodjes is ranked 268,616th in the world and 128th in European Union for Most Avoided, scoring 0.5 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 1,870thMost Inclusive: 2,648thTop
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Highest Food Quality: 2,781stMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,920thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,933rdMost Cultured: 3,256thNicest Citizens: 3,504thBest Weather: 3,637thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,961stHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,027thMost Pacifist: 4,414thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,497thNudest: 5,396thHealthiest Citizens: 5,833rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,504thSmartest Citizens: 6,608thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,611thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,283rdMost Developed: 8,140thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,410thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,883rdHighest Average Incomes: 10,315thSafest: 10,590thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,447thLargest Retail Industry: 12,240thMost Secular: 12,787thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 14,840thMost Stationary: 19,568thMost Influential: 21,147thMost Efficient Economies: 22,779th
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Most Inclusive: 4th in the regionNudest: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionBest Weather: 8th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 8th in the regionMost Stationary: 8th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8th in the regionMost Pacifist: 8th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 10th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionMost Cultured: 12th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 12th in the regionSafest: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Goodjes was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Following new legislation in Goodjes, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste.
  • : Following new legislation in Goodjes, economists confusingly list "fusarium rot and leaf blight" as major risk factors for monetary deflation.
  • : Following new legislation in Goodjes, only adults may purchase violent video games.
  • : Goodjes was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Following new legislation in Goodjes, knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags.
  • : Following new legislation in Goodjes, teenagers claim that morning paper rounds are performance art.
  • : Following new legislation in Goodjes, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions.
  • : Following new legislation in Goodjes, it's been a banner year for local vexillology.
  • : Following new legislation in Goodjes, war is made in the name of love.

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