Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,296thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,695thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,867th
The United Nation of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Wetter Than Water
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Gontag

Population19.604 billion

CapitalSimila
LeaderT

CurrencyŽœven
AnimalGon Goat

The United Nation of Gontag is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by T with an iron fist, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, compulsory military service, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, cynical population of 19.604 billion Gontagians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Simila. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Gontagian economy, worth a remarkable 4,209 trillion Žœvens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an amazing 214,702 Žœvens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government's new "quiet competence" initiative has supporters and detractors alike reeling in confusion, protestors are soaking piles of Žœvens in blood to make a point about government incomes, a byzantine web of conspiracies and secret alliances must be navigated any time legislation is voted upon, and reassembling shredded papers is the highlight of a spy's day. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gontag's national animal is the Gon Goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Gontag is ranked 22,362nd in the world and 234th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 1,519.93504807428 days.

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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,296thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,695thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,867thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,068thLargest Governments: 3,105thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,451stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,664thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,679thSafest: 3,943rdMost Developed: 3,946thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,016thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,326thHighest Economic Output: 4,378thLowest Crime Rates: 4,386thMost Inclusive: 4,505thHealthiest Citizens: 4,823rdHighest Food Quality: 4,841stMost Beautiful Environments: 5,152ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,534thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,535thSmartest Citizens: 5,826thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,866thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,950thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,352ndNicest Citizens: 6,606thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,621stBest Weather: 6,972ndMost Cultured: 7,041stMost Efficient Economies: 8,255thHighest Average Incomes: 8,288thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,603rdLargest Welfare Programs: 9,744thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,453rdMost Subsidized Industry: 13,213thTop
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Largest Populations: 17,049thMost Secular: 17,210thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,624thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,691stMost Patriotic: 20,893rdMost Stationary: 22,362ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,794thMost Influential: 25,654th
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 88th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 112th in the regionLargest Governments: 118th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 132nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 146th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 150th in the regionMost Inclusive: 170th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 171st in the regionMost Developed: 175th in the regionSafest: 177th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 183rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 186th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 193rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 209th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 214th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 216th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 224th in the regionMost Stationary: 234th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 250th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 259th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 269th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 288th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 292nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 294th in the regionNicest Citizens: 314th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 322nd in the regionMost Influential: 335th in the regionMost Cultured: 338th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 341st in the regionBest Weather: 368th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 409th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 460th in the regionLargest Populations: 460th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 511th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 537th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 558th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 585th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 677th in the regionMost Secular: 1,006th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Gontag, reassembling shredded papers is the highlight of a spy's day.
  • : Following new legislation in Gontag, a byzantine web of conspiracies and secret alliances must be navigated any time legislation is voted upon.
  • : Following new legislation in Gontag, protestors are soaking piles of Žœvens in blood to make a point about government incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Gontag, the government's new "quiet competence" initiative has supporters and detractors alike reeling in confusion.
  • : Following new legislation in Gontag, politicians can be seen taking candy from babies.
  • : Gontag was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Following new legislation in Gontag, intelligence analysts spend most of their time looking at embarrassing photos on social media sites.
  • : Following new legislation in Gontag, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.
  • : Following new legislation in Gontag, biker gangs and fashionistas are converting to Violetism en masse.
  • : Following new legislation in Gontag, the government is cutting back on the number of political prisoners executed each year.

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