Population | 19.604 billion |
Capital | Simila |
Leader | T |
Currency | Žœven |
Animal | Gon Goat |
The United Nation of Gontag is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by T with an iron fist, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, compulsory military service, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, cynical population of 19.604 billion Gontagians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Simila. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Gontagian economy, worth a remarkable 4,209 trillion Žœvens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an amazing 214,702 Žœvens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government's new "quiet competence" initiative has supporters and detractors alike reeling in confusion, protestors are soaking piles of Žœvens in blood to make a point about government incomes, a byzantine web of conspiracies and secret alliances must be navigated any time legislation is voted upon, and reassembling shredded papers is the highlight of a spy's day. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gontag's national animal is the Gon Goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Gontag is ranked 22,362nd in the world and 234th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 1,519.93504807428 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Gontag, reassembling shredded papers is the highlight of a spy's day.
- : Following new legislation in Gontag, a byzantine web of conspiracies and secret alliances must be navigated any time legislation is voted upon.
- : Following new legislation in Gontag, protestors are soaking piles of Žœvens in blood to make a point about government incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Gontag, the government's new "quiet competence" initiative has supporters and detractors alike reeling in confusion.
- : Following new legislation in Gontag, politicians can be seen taking candy from babies.
- : Gontag was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
- : Following new legislation in Gontag, intelligence analysts spend most of their time looking at embarrassing photos on social media sites.
- : Following new legislation in Gontag, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.
- : Following new legislation in Gontag, biker gangs and fashionistas are converting to Violetism en masse.
- : Following new legislation in Gontag, the government is cutting back on the number of political prisoners executed each year.