The Not-Ohio of GOD BLESS DEMOCRACY is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Fat doggo the 3rd with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.367 billion Democracians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Utopia. The average income tax rate is 92.1%.

The frighteningly efficient GOD BLESS DEMOCRACYian economy, worth 882 trillion childrens tearsses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 164,488 childrens tearsses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

National park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings, foreign militias and child smuggling rings will always love Fat doggo the 3rd, workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings, and only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. GOD BLESS DEMOCRACY's national animal is the Hatted Doggo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ohioism.

GOD BLESS DEMOCRACY is ranked 7,108^th in the world and 6^th in Callista for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 8,725.43 on the Gilded Widget Scale.