Most World Assembly Endorsements: 850thMost Influential: 1,298thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,971st
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Goblin Gang

Population1.521 billion

LeaderLiam de Ganarg


The Commonwealth of Goblin Gang is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Liam de Ganarg with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.521 billion Goblin Ganglians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arcadia. The average income tax rate is 88.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Goblin Ganglianus economy, worth 177 trillion Ooblecks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 116,931 Ooblecks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation won three wars against Brancaland this weekend, brave curators do battle with disorganised government libraries, nations across the world are quick to praise Liam de Ganarg's good looks and intellectual prowess, and foreign students are expected to have a Kegmeister Grade Average of 36-24-36 to qualify for university. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goblin Gang's national animal is the Lee, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Genengshigninism.

Goblin Gang is ranked 24,139th in the world and 499th in The North Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 36.54 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 850thMost Influential: 1,298thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,971stTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,614thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,470thMost Authoritarian: 6,689thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,208thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,630thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,948thMost Conservative: 8,185thBest Weather: 8,411thMost Devout: 8,479thLowest Crime Rates: 9,414thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,277thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,301stMost Beautiful Environments: 10,743rdTop
Largest Black Market: 13,074thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,956thLargest Governments: 15,091stMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,626thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,284thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,733rdMost Advanced Public Education: 17,098thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,556thLongest Average Lifespans: 21,155thMost Extreme: 24,139th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 112th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 156th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 167th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 269th in the regionMost Devout: 356th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 360th in the regionMost Conservative: 378th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 380th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 430th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 479th in the regionBest Weather: 494th in the regionMost Extreme: 499th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 519th in the regionMost Influential: 526th in the regionLargest Black Market: 583rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 592nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 607th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 661st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 703rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 720th in the regionLargest Governments: 763rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 784th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 909th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 922nd in the region

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