The Commonwealth of Goblin Gang is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Liam de Ganarg with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, zero percent divorce rate, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.023 billion Goblin Ganglians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arcadia. The average income tax rate is 84.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Goblin Ganglianus economy, worth 110 trillion Ooblecks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 108,446 Ooblecks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Intelligence analysts spend most of their time looking at embarrassing photos on social media sites, reassembling shredded papers is the highlight of a spy's day, a major religion has been named as Goblin Gang's national religion, and crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goblin Gang's national animal is the Lee, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Goblin Gang is ranked 4,969^th in the world and 187^th in The North Pacific for Most Authoritarian, with 7,542.15 milliStalins.