Most World Assembly Endorsements: 858thMost Influential: 1,789thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,024th
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Goblin Gang

Population1.023 billion

LeaderLiam de Ganarg


The Commonwealth of Goblin Gang is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Liam de Ganarg with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, zero percent divorce rate, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.023 billion Goblin Ganglians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arcadia. The average income tax rate is 84.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Goblin Ganglianus economy, worth 110 trillion Ooblecks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 108,446 Ooblecks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Intelligence analysts spend most of their time looking at embarrassing photos on social media sites, reassembling shredded papers is the highlight of a spy's day, a major religion has been named as Goblin Gang's national religion, and crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goblin Gang's national animal is the Lee, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Goblin Gang is ranked 4,969th in the world and 187th in The North Pacific for Most Authoritarian, with 7,542.15 milliStalins.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 858thMost Influential: 1,789thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,024thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,205thMost Authoritarian: 4,969thMost Conservative: 5,177thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,616thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,092ndMost Corrupt Governments: 8,646thMost Devout: 9,687thLowest Crime Rates: 10,256thBest Weather: 11,148thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,278thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 12,163rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,170thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,407thLargest Governments: 16,549thLargest Black Market: 16,689thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,773rdMost Advanced Public Education: 18,483rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,506thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,133rdMost Extreme: 19,689thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,872nd
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 107th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 187th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 207th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 209th in the regionMost Conservative: 210th in the regionMost Extreme: 295th in the regionMost Devout: 386th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 411th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 452nd in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 528th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 575th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 584th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 606th in the regionBest Weather: 634th in the regionLargest Black Market: 658th in the regionMost Influential: 700th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 713th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 732nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 784th in the regionLargest Governments: 828th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 841st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 912th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Goblin Gang was endorsed by The Armed Republic of Maott.
  • : Goblin Gang was endorsed by The Socialist Weeaboo States of Figyjharli.
  • : Goblin Gang was endorsed by The Kingdom of Naings Dieful.
  • : Following new legislation in Goblin Gang, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing.
  • : Following new legislation in Goblin Gang, a major religion has been named as Goblin Gang's national religion.
  • : Following new legislation in Goblin Gang, reassembling shredded papers is the highlight of a spy's day.
  • : Goblin Gang was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Following new legislation in Goblin Gang, intelligence analysts spend most of their time looking at embarrassing photos on social media sites.
  • : Following new legislation in Goblin Gang, nudity is frowned upon.
  • : Following new legislation in Goblin Gang, ersatz chicken has left the nation's citizens with a bad taste in their mouths.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 206 » Koda-Land, Heilhum Imperius, The Rhein States, Corfad, Runeda, Prydania, Holy Oranz, Liminyj, Territorio di Nessuno, Shibutani, The Iron Lions, Yaorozu, Andexia, Guer Aike, Ethnon, Hamerica, Siwale, Votak Matim, U S Eh, Cretox State, Morover, New Lakemba, Pallaith, Eywaan, Aerilia, Empy, Brucklania, The Tampa Bay Rays, McMasterdonia, Omnistria, Kragsgale, Vincone Cae, Dabarastan, Sundred, Republica Guilleana, Selfgradatude, Dar es Saalam, El Fiji Grande, Dreadton, Zzozona, Sikol, Fauzjhia, Newpromisedland, Amerian States, Interdimensional Zone, Notyoutopia, Loutsland, Xyrron, Principia Mathematica, Eri-Maqa-Ena, and 156 others.1 very fast endotarter, Illusia and Neverendia, Daiz, Sil Dorsett, Maclare, Frances Francis the First of France, Unsophisticate, Wineclaw, Nuevo Navarre, Kocherian, Outer Shenendoah, Simone Republic, Shadowrik, Valentine Z, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Ravendi, Chips and Guac, Navsland, Jestings, Elvoreto, Magna Banitia, North Bratislava, Lulubellia, Sunto, Hardscrabble, Highton Islands, Lemonbiscuits, Kranostav, Valhalla123, Sopernia, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Merconitonitopia, Xagill, Orado, Loli County, A Salmon Named Harold, Godwanna, Xipher, Great Bights Mum, Jerzykowo, Necromonia, Draconian Progression, Wilkshire, WeKnow, Innocentic, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, East Supple Lund, Seanat, Solcius, Madjack, Dicko, Chukstik Illahi, Viridiann, Dopeland420, Esplandia, Cloydicia, Panama Coalition, Alice Gardens, Wooleystan, Humptalumpta, The Gamer Party, Joodey, Potatolandium, Batatoland Empire, PotatoFarmers, Former English Colony, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Religioncord, Yokciq Empire, Seenvorland, Advancia-Sizzletown, Pytong, Bankowiata, Yukti, Kazoo Basin, Ice and Tinian, Karazan, Ozstan, The Stratosphere Islands, Cosamaloapan, Pope Saint Peter the Apostle, PEG, Libertania Democratica, Sevinland, Pasargad, Maratabat, The Pantheons, Northern-Kempia, Imperial Pieserged, Azzarel, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Kastonvia, Desvios, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Abiswashyo-bhumi, The Serdey Islands, Slyakanya, Odelinor, Cathy Myschittland, Venicea, Free Atlantis, East Akra, The Pleiads, Walter Jackson, Changjo, Nodnarb, The Jerichowan Country, HolyDoge, I Anixi, Envielle, Climeria, Hewani, Yellops, Seijitsu, Intion North, Blyskalia, Port Naga, Quentiam Viventem, Galbadiana, Svenskskit, Strongwill, His Enduring Majesty, Bharathvarsh, Wisconsota, Nalver And, Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria, Star Kingdom, Landestian, Western Aurtoplethurd, Xentherida, Confederacy of North America, Muqatil, Super Girl, Planes, The Mazur Empire, Makersaulache, The Endless Eventide, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Sachi, Homosexuos, Colfes, Porotia, Moubarakistan, Ellbonnia, The Cascadian Bioregion, Barabolia, Glurponia, Vesteysia, Otakus and Weebs, Valgarda, Francois Isidore, Zemnaya Svoboda, Naings Dieful, Figyjharli, and Maott.

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