Most Extreme: 29thHighest Drug Use: 178thRudest Citizens: 313th
The Wares of
Anarchy
Weave a crown of tendrils, leaves and rough nuts brown
Influence
Ambassador
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Corrupted

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Goblin

Population3.591 billion

CapitalMagpie Fen
LeaderSnicklefritz Middenmoot
FaithGrubbing through the muck

Currencybutton
AnimalMoss Snail

The Wares of Goblin is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Snicklefritz Middenmoot with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 3.591 billion Goblins live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Public Transport and Industry also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Magpie Fen. Income tax is unheard of.

The strong Goblinoid economy, worth 524 trillion buttons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 146,147 buttons, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,051,318 per year while the poor average 6,543, a ratio of 160 to 1.

You have to be a billionaire to qualify for welfare, a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away, recognised healthcare professionals treat diabetes with a grain of sugar in a barrel of water, and for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Goblin's national animal is the Moss Snail, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Grubbing through the muck.

Goblin is ranked 273,460th in the world and 9th in LONG LIVE THE MINKEY GODS for Most Stationary, with 9.22795937188 days.

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Most Extreme: 29thHighest Drug Use: 178thRudest Citizens: 313thHighest Crime Rates: 494thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 644thLargest Gambling Industry: 706thMost Armed: 735thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 933rdFattest Citizens: 946thMost Avoided: 995thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,248thMost Politically Free: 1,542ndMost Pro-Market: 1,553rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,686thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,747thLargest Retail Industry: 1,900thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,300thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,310thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 3,234thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,585thMost Ignorant Citizens: 6,228thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,749thLargest Mining Sector: 10,123rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,352ndTop
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Nudest: 15,421stMost Corrupt Governments: 16,173rdMost Inclusive: 18,292ndMost Cultured: 21,203rdHighest Average Incomes: 23,728thLargest Agricultural Sector: 24,725th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the region

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