The Hidden Undergound Lair of Gnomewatchers is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Gnomad with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 25.053 billion Gnomes are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gnomeria. The average income tax rate is 82.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Gnomeian economy, worth a remarkable 2,445 trillion crowns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 97,609 crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
A fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion, selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, and warfare increasingly resembles a video game. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gnomewatchers's national animal is the garden gnome, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Gnomewatchers was endorsed by The Kingdom of Aryan Homeland.
- : Gnomewatchers was endorsed by The Uncorruptable Nation of Yellops.
- : Gnomewatchers was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Jaxikistan.
- : Gnomewatchers was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Gnomewatchers was endorsed by The Sultanate of Qurtuba.
- : Gnomewatchers was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Yoshikage Kira and Killer Queen.
- : Gnomewatchers was endorsed by The Holy Machine of Boston Castle.
- : Gnomewatchers was endorsed by The United Serb states of BTProductions.
- : Gnomewatchers was endorsed by The Community of Super Girl.
- : Gnomewatchers was endorsed by The Imperialist Immortal Empire of Alexander the Magnus.
Endorsements Received: 320 » Siwale, East Supple Lund, Steampunk Ariel, Aeolist, Vincone Cae, Newpromisedland, Nordic-British Union, Montarc, Holy Marcus Empire, Chukstik Illahi, Seenvorland, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Marmiedon, LostLegion, Walter Jackson, Antiyard, Blackphir, El Fiji Grande, Central Ryal, Arimbia, Unsophisticate, Pallaith, The Sinclarian Provinces, United States of Americanas, Runeda, The Rhein States, Manticore utopia, The Tampa Bay Rays, Detrivania, Phoronu, Quentiam Viventem, The Discipled, Orado, Omnistria, Aetulia, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Pasargad, Solskjar, SORT, Partax, Wilkshire, Malta Comino Gozo, Dicko, Dopeland420, Sunto, Dar es Saalam, United States of Medford, Great Bights Mum, Necromonia, The Austro Germanic Union, and 270 others.Viridiann, Sundred, Corfad, BrightFutures, McMasterdonia, Free Culture, Ethnon, Koda-Land, Tarr-Nation, Trillius, New Octicarg, Lemonbiscuits, Advancia-Sizzletown, Dreadton, Habanan, Notyoutopia, The Iron Lions, Glurponia, Yaorozu, The Real Ram Ranch, Empy, Tachycardia, Panama Coalition, The Windmilluminati, Guer Aike, Ataraxia Somnia, Pleroma Sans Romans, Shibutani, The Bureaucratic Territories, Solmetria, Old Emporia, Dylanana, Wooleystan, 1 very fast endotarter, Humptalumpta, Azzarel, Shadowrik, Daiz, David Davidson, North Bratislava, Clan Spaniel, Karazan, Loutsland, Lorigia, North Armatas, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Ice and Tinian, Potatolandium, Prydania, Ilisseia, Eri-Maqa-Ena, New Lakemba, Vexilia, Island States of Skelldia, Moubarakistan, Soviet Terran, Moanapo, Iceland People, Fascist Democracy, Diodone, Miamington, Phualand, Palenhold, Independent Halls, Freyford, Kingdom Of Manaf, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Wineclaw, The Stratosphere Islands, Joodey, PlanetPunk, Cloydicia, Hospitallar Hydrus, Selfgradatude, Leonfire, Orenmark, Kwaj, Esplandia, Territorio di Nessuno, The Gamer Party, Saint Alaric, United Kahndaq, Holy Oranz, The Galactic Triumvirate, Frances Francis the First of France, Zokk, Xentherida, PotatoFarmers, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, Kranostav, United Asgardian States, Kappacon, Zecit, Yukti, Dabarastan, TJUN-ia, Rumagna, Zyvetskistaahn, Velon, Maott, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Ravendi, Sil Dorsett, Interdimensional Zone, New Trisone, Bearical, Zixu, Drutopia Insomnia, Anungu, Altivia, Nolambur, Vesuva, Ereena, The Teddy, Gurou, Nationeer, Fendlium, Valentine Z, Volstokn, Napnomadia, Joevala, Alamei, Arlens Apartment, Lucedeia, Singamadri, Nova Arcania, Hamerica, Zupla, Merconitonitopia, Xagill, Godwanna, Universal State Formula, The New Communist Republic Of States, The Endless Eventide, Yokciq Empire, Dakota Territories, AAA Provisional Empire, OrbP1, Amblegreserland, Tunofferia, Arquadea, Conteria, The Sansvich, Ausnakulia, Votak Matim, Xyrron, Prevaland, Crader, Nisastria, East Akra, Varola, Aeurithianar, Nistriabar, Unshleepd, Hyphen, Free Nation of Hong Kong, The Pantheons, Korovan Isles, Zeternia, Astronomical, The Serdey Islands, Fauzjhia, Greater Pittsburgh, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Sikol, Zzozona, Termathe, Former English Colony, I Like Killing people, The Calabash Protectorate, Asoc lon, Innocentic, Seanat, Simone Republic, Libertania Democratica, Brucklania, Pizza Squared, Highton Islands, Kocherian, Unimaginable Doom, Madjack, Kragsgale, Xipher, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, Eastern Cous Empria, Porotia, Andexia, U S Eh, Heilhum Imperius, Draconian Progression, Lulubellia, Aerilia, Cretox State, Morover, Eywaan, Republica Guilleana, Outer Shenendoah, Chips and Guac, Navsland, Hardscrabble, Magna Banitia, Kureizen, Jerzykowo, Religioncord, Kazoo Basin, Bankowiata, Pytong, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Ozstan, Sevinland, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Kastonvia, Imperial Pieserged, Free Atlantis, WeKnow, Slyakanya, Odelinor, Venicea, Ellbonnia, Levoth, Strongwill, The Pleiads, Nodnarb, The Jerichowan Country, Hewani, Climeria, Colfes, Blyskalia, Port Naga, Maclare, Galbadiana, Svenskskit, Bharathvarsh, Moneyflows, Rinadia, Maratabat, Planes, His Enduring Majesty, The Mazur Empire, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Sachi, Star Kingdom, Vesteysia, Barabolia, The Republic of Free Peoples, Francois Isidore, Valgarda, Folenz, Zemnaya Svoboda, Svenskan, Wapistan, Sanjurika, Figyjharli, Trumpski, Dangine, Questann, Lol2639, Travislavania, Siforpeo, The United Federal Nation, Alexander the Magnus, Super Girl, BTProductions, Boston Castle, Yoshikage Kira and Killer Queen, Qurtuba, Jaxikistan, Yellops, and Aryan Homeland.