Population | 5.478 billion |
Capital | Gamer Den |
Leader | Gabe Newell |
Faith | Valve |
Currency | Crypto |
Animal | Long-Horned Orb Weaver Spider |
The Oppressed Peoples of Gmaing is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Gabe Newell with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, disturbing lack of elderly people, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.478 billion Gamers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gamer Den. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Gmaingian economy, worth 979 trillion Cryptoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 178,811 Cryptoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age, the intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network, destitute athletes are forced to train in the street, and government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gmaing's national animal is the Long-Horned Orb Weaver Spider, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Valve.
Gmaing is ranked 177,241st in the world and 2,570th in the South Pacific for Most Stationary, with 84.4226195806 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Gmaing was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality.
- : Following new legislation in Gmaing, government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary.
- : Following new legislation in Gmaing, destitute athletes are forced to train in the street.
- : Following new legislation in Gmaing, the intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network.
- : Following new legislation in Gmaing, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age.
- : Following new legislation in Gmaing, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment.
- : Following new legislation in Gmaing, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians.
- : Following new legislation in Gmaing, Gmaing has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world.
- : Following new legislation in Gmaing, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls.
- : Following new legislation in Gmaing, the government supplies ragtag bands of resistance fighters in exchange for vague promises of future payment.