Most Primitive: 573rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 951stMost Devout: 4,477th
The Holy Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
Game Master Eternal
Influence
Superpower
Governor
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Fair
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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GM Extraordinaire

Population11.306 billion

CapitalThe Update Shed
LeaderGame Master Eternal

CurrencyUpdate
AnimalPlox

The Holy Empire of GM Extraordinaire is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Game Master Eternal with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.306 billion GM Extraordinaireans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Update Shed. The average income tax rate is 78.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped GM Extraordinairean economy, worth 740 trillion Updates a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 65,473 Updates, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Warning signs caution GM Extraordinaireans where they may fall off 'the edge of the world', tumbleweeds made of litter adorn city streets, bands of adventurers rove the countryside searching for monsters, and requests to "pass the salt" are supported by tank divisions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. GM Extraordinaire's national animal is the Plox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

GM Extraordinaire is ranked 13,471st in the world and 1st in Grinnellia for Most Stationary, with 1,898.92484024288 days.

Top
1%
Most Primitive: 573rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 951stTop
5%
Most Devout: 4,477thMost Conservative: 5,218thMost Authoritarian: 5,924thMost Avoided: 6,441stLargest Black Market: 8,341stMost Corrupt Governments: 8,426thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,826thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,118thMost Stationary: 13,471stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,052ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,391stTop
10%
Most Influential: 16,057thHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,435thMost Advanced Public Transport: 28,222nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : GM Extraordinaire's influence in Grinnellia rose from "Power" to "Superpower".
  • : GM Extraordinaire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : GM Extraordinaire was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : GM Extraordinaire was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : GM Extraordinaire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : GM Extraordinaire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : GM Extraordinaire was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : GM Extraordinaire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : GM Extraordinaire was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : GM Extraordinaire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.

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