Most Inclusive: 151stMost Developed: 172ndLongest Average Lifespans: 185th
The Empire of
Corrupt Dictatorship
For glory, for empire, and for emperior
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Glorius

Population10.384 billion

CurrencyGlory
AnimalSnake

The Empire of Glorius is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its digital currency, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 10.384 billion Gloriusians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Gloriusian economy, worth a remarkable 3,507 trillion Glories a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 337,777 Glories, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Returning tourists and businessmen are detained without trial if they belong to the "wrong" religion, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, pro-democracy regime change has been avoided, and programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Glorius's national animal is the Snake, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Glorius is ranked 272,960th in the world and 12,785th in The North Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 0.24 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Most Inclusive: 151stMost Developed: 172ndLongest Average Lifespans: 185thHighest Food Quality: 195thHealthiest Citizens: 217thLowest Crime Rates: 238thMost Cultured: 260thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 261stHighest Average Tax Rates: 265thNicest Citizens: 284thLargest Governments: 305thMost Compassionate Citizens: 310thMost Cheerful Citizens: 366thMost Efficient Economies: 425thMost Scientifically Advanced: 454thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 474thSmartest Citizens: 477thHighest Poor Incomes: 558thLargest Information Technology Sector: 581stMost Advanced Public Education: 604thLargest Welfare Programs: 706thMost Patriotic: 837thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,359thMost Pacifist: 1,449thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,462ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,658thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,731stMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,009thBest Weather: 2,154thMost Secular: 2,255thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,357thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,954thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,278thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,111thHighest Economic Output: 4,658thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,957thSafest: 7,973rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,789thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,203rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,587thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,729thMost Stationary: 12,442ndTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,508thMost Influential: 14,820thLargest Retail Industry: 25,055thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 25,872ndMost Income Equality: 26,868th
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Highest Food Quality: 8th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionMost Inclusive: 10th in the regionMost Developed: 12th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 13th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 15th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 16th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 17th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 17th in the regionLargest Governments: 17th in the regionNicest Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 20th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 22nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 23rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 25th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 26th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 33rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 34th in the regionMost Patriotic: 38th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 63rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 74th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 75th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 75th in the regionMost Pacifist: 75th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 80th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 99th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 103rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 110th in the regionMost Secular: 118th in the regionBest Weather: 127th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 145th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 148th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 224th in the regionMost Stationary: 266th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 336th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 346th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 432nd in the regionSafest: 454th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 463rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 569th in the regionLargest Populations: 595th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 839th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1,063rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Glorius, programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours.
  • : Following new legislation in Glorius, pro-democracy regime change has been avoided.
  • : Following new legislation in Glorius, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster.
  • : Following new legislation in Glorius, returning tourists and businessmen are detained without trial if they belong to the "wrong" religion.
  • : Glorius was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest and the Top 10% for Most Income Equality.
  • : Following new legislation in Glorius, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Glorius, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Glorius.
  • : Following new legislation in Glorius, sports fans complain that cricket tests now last an unbearable ten days.
  • : Following new legislation in Glorius, kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles.
  • : Following new legislation in Glorius, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal.

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