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The Republic of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Praise be to Jaffa! Praise be to his corruption!
Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Glorious North Jaffea

Population16.822 billion

CapitalKraem

CurrencyTrading Card
AnimalHuman

The Republic of Glorious North Jaffea is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 16.822 billion Glorious North Jaffeans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kraem. The average income tax rate is 79.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Glorious North Jaffean economy, worth a remarkable 1,000 trillion Trading Cards a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 59,486 Trading Cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Disposable antiseptic wipes are considered a social necessity, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, Leader has just been declared ruler of Glorious North Jaffea in an international press conference, and authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Glorious North Jaffea's national animal is the Human, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Glorious North Jaffea is ranked 83,140th in the world and 1st in Imperium Figarium for Most Stationary, with 573.70218838592 days.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,814thBest Weather: 7,797thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,117thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,535thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,562ndMost Influential: 14,771stTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 16,147thHighest Food Quality: 16,828thMost Inclusive: 17,473rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,868thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,168thMost Rebellious Youth: 21,211thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 22,000thLargest Populations: 22,023rdMost Cultured: 22,223rdSmartest Citizens: 28,636thMost Secular: 29,555th

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